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Guess Your Weight

An elderly madam walks into a bar, and announces that she will spend the night with whoever can guess the weight of her pet canary that's sitting on her little finger. 
An old drunk yelled out, "Fifty pounds!"
She replied, "Close enough."

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Happy 20

I thought I would be satisfied but after paying for a 20 year old Escort, I could only think of one thing.
This is a shitty car.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes)
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Two Buddies

Two buddies get together and decide to go to a whorehouse, one of them tired of doing it with his wife all the time, the other not having it done for a long time. The married one goes up and comes down and says "My wife is much better". "Alright" goes the other guy, "Let me go try the same woman." Well he goes and screws the whore, comes than says to his buddy, "You are right man, your wife is much better."

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