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Leaving

After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He returned a few hours later to find his wife packing a suitcase. He angrily asked her where she was going.
"I'm moving to Las Vegas. I can make $400-500 there doing what I give you for free." The man thought about this for a moment, then pulled out his own suitcase and began packing.
His wife asked where he was going. "I'm going to Las Vegas, too. I want to see how you manage to live on $800 a year!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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What Kind of A Woman...

"Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?" asked John "Yes, I will." Paula replied. "Would you do it for one thousand?" he asked. "Well maybe, or maybe I'd do something else for you." she answered with a wink. "How about a blowjob for $20?" responded John. "Hey! What kind of woman do you think I am?" Paula snapped, indignantly. "That's already been established, Paula. Now we're just haggling over the price!"

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Bowling Ball and a Prostitute

Q: What's the difference between a bowling ball and a prostitute?
A: You can eat the bowling ball if you have to.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Sports Jokes , Riddles
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