Sex Jokes - Private Parts

A old man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" The woman looked puzzled. "Why do you want to talk to me?" she asked. "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman like you my wife appears out of nowhere!"

There were three girls in a bar. One girl says, "I can get a whole hand up my vagina!"

Then the second girl says, "Well, I can get a whole foot up mine!"

Finally, the other girl says, "I don't mean to brag, but could you help me off this stool!"

One weekend, the husband is in the bathroom shaving when the kid he hired to mow his lawn, a local kid named Bubba, comes in to pee. The husband slyly looks over and is shocked at how immensely endowed Bubba is. He can't help himself, and asks Bubba what his secret is. "Well," says Bubba, "every night before I climb into bed with a girl, I whack my penis on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!" The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night. So before climbing into bed with his wife, he took out his penis and whacked it three times on the bedpost. His wife, half-asleep, said, "Bubba? Is that you?"

A guy gets into a crowded hotel elevator and can't reach the controls, so he loudly requests, "Ballroom please."  The lady standing in front of him turns around and says, "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was crowding you!"

I finally found my wife's G-spot!

Who would have thought her sister had it the whole time?