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The Honeymoon

After the third day of a really intimate honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged from their room and walked into the hotel restaurant. After they were seated, the waiter came over to get their orders. The new husband looked at his bride and said, "You know what I really feel like honey?" "Well sure," she blushed, "But we gotta eat sometime !"

Categories: Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes)
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Interview

Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky?
President: Improper? Ain't nothing improper about that. That was one of the the sweetest interns I've ever had.

Categories: Political Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes)
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Go for Gold

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.  Clearly impressed, he buys a pack.  Upon getting home he shows his wife the purchase he just made.  "Olympic condoms?", she blurts, "What makes them so special?"  "They're in three colors", he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."  "What color are you going to wear tonight?", she asks cheekily.  "Gold of course", says the man proudly!  The wife responds wryly, "Why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!".

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