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Who's Fishing?

A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband's best friend. They make love for hours, and afterwards, while they're just laying there, the phone rings. Since it is the woman's house, she picks up the receiver.  Her lover looks over at her and listens, only hearing her side of the conversation (she is speaking in a cheery voice) "Hello? Oh, hi. I'm so glad that you called. Really? That's wonderful.  I am so happy for you. That sounds terrific. Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye Bye." She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, "Who was that?" "Oh" she replies, "That was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you."

Categories: Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes)
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Light Bulbs And Men

Q: How are men like light bulbs?
A: You have to screw both of them to get a response!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sexist Jokes (Men vs Women Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Early Withdrawals

The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When he confronted his wife, she simply said, "It's my turn." "What do you mean, your turn?" yelled the husband. "In bed," she explained, "you've been making early withdrawals for years. Now, it's my turn."

Categories: Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man)
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