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Customs

A tourist goes on his first overseas trip. Upon arriving, he is visibly puzzled filling his visa application. The customs official looks over his shoulder, and sees the tourist trying to write 'Twice a week' into the small space labeled 'SEX'. The official explains: "No, no, no. That is not what we mean by this question. We are asking 'Male' or 'Female'." "Doesn't matter," the tourist answers.

Categories: Travel Jokes , Sex Jokes
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Olympic Condoms

A husband says to his wife, "My Olympic condoms have arrived. I think I'll wear gold tonight." The wife replies, "Why not wear silver and come second for a change?"

Categories: Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Submitted BY: Justin19S

Preventative Medicine

A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's throat. All of a sudden she wakes up and yells, "What the fuck are you doing?" "Just giving you an aspirin for your headache." The bloke answered. "But I don't have a headache," she yelled back. "Good then, Lets fuck!" said the bloke.

Categories: Sex Jokes
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