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Little Johnny's Dad
Little Johnny has to write a story about someone in his family that does something amazing. The next day, he returns and tells the class that his father eats lightbulbs. "How do you know that?" asks his teacher. "I heard him say it. He and Mom were in the bedroom and he said 'I'll only eat that thing if you turn out the light.'"
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When the Boy Started Kindergarten
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their first name. When she got to the little boy in the second row, he said: "I'll give you a hint. First it's in your hand, then it's in your mouth, and then it's in your tummy." The teacher smiled and said, "OK, Dick, sit down."
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Blowing Mr. Bubbles
Q: Do you remember blowing Mr. Bubbles when you was a kid?
A: Well, he called me last night and told me to tell you "hello."
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