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No Balls.

Q: How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?

A: Even the pool table doesn't have balls.

Gay Men and a Baby

Two gay men were partners for life and finally decided they wanted a child of their own. After weeks of consultation with doctors and psychiatrists the two decided to mix their sperm and implant it into a willing surrogate mother. Soon they learned that the procedure had worked and that the surrogate was pregnant and doing well. After the usual period of time they got the call they were waiting for... their baby was born!

So they rushed to the hospital to see the little one. Looking through the viewing glass they noticed several newborn girls in a row... all of which were crying and carrying on intensely. Then they spotted a cute little baby boy at the end of the row, smiling and looking at them with great joy... this little baby had to be theirs.

Soon they saw a nurse and she confirmed that yes, indeed the peaceful little boy was their son. They started congratulating each other, saying how lucky they are that they have such a perfectly happy well behaved son.

The nurse, hearing this, said "He may look happy now, but you should see him when we take the pacifier out of his ass!"

Man In A Pub

Man in a pub, "If you went camping and woke up in the morning with a bloody condom hanging out of your ass, would you tell anyone?" Other man, "Bloody? Hell, no!" First man, "Want to come camping?"

Bieber Fever

Q: What's worse than finding a Justin Bieber concert DVD in your boyfriend's bedroom?

A: Finding a box of tissues next to it.

Wait A Minute

Two gay men were in bed fooling around when all of then sudden the door bell rings. The first gay man tells the second, "Don't cum until I come back", and he rushes off to answer the door. After a few minutes, he eagerly returns to the bedroom only to find cum was all over the bed and sheets. He says to the second gay man, "I thought you weren't going to cum until I came back." The second gay man says to the first, "I didn't cum........I farted!"