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Three Tasks for the King's Daughter

Three men want to marry the king's most beautiful daughter. The king agrees to give them a chance, but they must perform three difficult tasks: defeat an ogre, turn lead to gold, and screw a cow. The first man dies fighting the ogre, the second fails at turning lead to gold, but the third man successfully completes all three tasks. "Congratulations!" says the king. "You may now have my daughter's hand in marriage." "Screw that," says the man. "I want the cow."

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes)
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Duct Taped Hamster

Q: Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
A: So it doesn't explode when you fuck it.

Categories: Animal Jokes , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Riddles
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500 Girlfriends

Q: What do you call a Greek with 500 girlfriends?
A: A shepherd 

Categories: Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Animal Jokes (Sheep Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes)
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