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Little Bad Riding Hood

Red Riding Hood was a bad bitch. She looked so fucking good, damn! When she got to grandmas, the wolf jumped out and said, "Damn bitch, Imma fuck the shit outta you." Red pulled a glock out her basket and said, "Nah motherfucker, you're gonna eat me like the story said."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Funny Nursery Rhymes
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Sex Shop Purchase

An old woman walks into a sex shop, shaking. "Sir," she asks in a shaky voice, "do you sell vibrators?" "Yes, ma'am." "And are they this big around and this long?" she asks in a shaky voice. "Yes, ma'am." "And they're $22.95?" she asks in a shaky voice. "Yes, ma'am." "How do you turn them off?"

Categories: Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes)
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Floating Condom

Reverend Smith visits Mrs. Jenkins, one of the elder parishioners in his church. Reverend Smith notices that on top of Mrs. Jenkins' organ sits a bowl which contains a condom floating in water. Befuddled, Reverend Smith asks her to explain this. "Oh, Reverend Smith," she replies, "I found that lying on the street corner, and the package said that if you put it on your organ and keep it wet that it will prevent disease. Frankly, I haven't been sick all year."

Categories: Religion Jokes , Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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