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THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FOR

  • Cover charge: $15.00
  • Round of drinks: $23.00
  • Table dance: $30.00
  • Another round of drinks: $23.00
  • Couch dance and tips: $50.00
  • A round of shots: $34.00
  • A Bottle of Dom and a Limo home: $125.00
  • Private dance in your hotel room: $300.00
  • Sending her on her way and never having to hear her complain: Priceless  
For everthing else.... There's MasterCard

Categories: Profession Jokes (Stripper Jokes) , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes)
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Anonymous

Stress

Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror when she noticed a few gray pubic hairs. She bent down and said to her privates... "I know you haven't been getting much lately, but I didn't know you were so worried about it!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes)
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Anonymous

Zombie Booty Call - Sockets

Did anybody ever tell you that you have the most beautiful worm-infested eye sockets?

Categories: Gross Jokes , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes)
Anonymous