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Pardon Me

Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, "Man! If I don't move some furniture this month, I'm going to lose my ass." The second salesman says, "Watch your mouth! There's a lady sitting next to you. I apologize for my friend, mam." The woman looks at him and says, "That's OK. I'm a hooker. If I don't move some ass this month, I'm going to lose my furniture!"

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes)
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Pleasing Myself

A guy hires a hooker and brings her to his hotel. The hooker is in bed ready for action, and the guy starts undressing. The hooker begins to laugh when he drops his boxers and asks, "Who do you think you're going to please with THAT thing?" The guy responds, "Me baby, me!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Insult Jokes
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Great Advice Mom

Barry took a girl out on her first date. When they pulled off into a secluded area around midnight, the girl said, "My mother told me to say no to everything." "Well," Barry said, "do you mind if I put my arm around you?" "No," the girl replied. "Do you mind if I put my other hand on your leg?" "N-n-no," the girl stammered. "You know," Barry said, "We're going to have a lot of fun if you're on the same level as me about this."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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