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Sex and Savings Accounts

Q: What does sex have in common with savings accounts?
A: You lose interest once you make a withdraw.

Categories: Money Jokes , Sex Jokes , Riddles
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The Surgical Error

A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.  Shortly after he recovers from his an anesthetic, his surgeon comes in and tells him:  "Well, I've got good news and I've got bad news for you."
"Give me the bad news first, Doc," says the patient.
"I'm afraid that we accidentally cut your balls off during surgery, son."
"Oh my god!" the patient cries, breaking into tears.
"But the good news," the doctor adds, "is that we had them biopsied and you'll be relieved to know that they weren't malignant!"

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Bill Clinton and Buddy

Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and his dog Buddy?
A: One tries to hump the leg of every woman in the White House, the other is a chocolate Lab.

Categories: Political Jokes (About Democrats) , Sex Jokes , Riddles
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