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Three Gay Guys Die In a Car Crash
Three gay guys were in a car crash and died. All three guys were cremated. Their boyfriends were talking about what they were going to do with the ashes. The first boyfriend said, "I am going to sky dive and spread his ashes in the sky because that's what he liked. The second guy said, "I am going to spread my boyfriend's ashes in the sea because that's what he liked." The third guy said," I'm going to put my boyfriend's ashes in a bowl of chili so he can rip through my ass one last time!
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Go for Gold
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he shows his wife the purchase he just made. "Olympic condoms?", she blurts, "What makes them so special?" "They're in three colors", he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze." "What color are you going to wear tonight?", she asks cheekily. "Gold of course", says the man proudly! The wife responds wryly, "Why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!".
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Wouldn't Anniversary
We've been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our "Wooden Anniversary." Yeah, I asked my wife to blow me, and she wouldn't.
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