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Bus Driver's Parents

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull." The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant." The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, "What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!" The kid smiles and says, "I would be a bus driver!"

Categories: Animal Jokes , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Profession Jokes
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Make Him Happy

The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. "Mom," she said, "I want you to teach me how to make my new husband happy". The mother took a deep breath and began, "When two people love, honor, and respect each other, love can be a very beautiful thing..."
"I know how to fuck...Mother,  the bride-to-be interrupted, "I want you to teach me how to make a great lasagna!"

Categories: Sex Jokes , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes)
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Anonymous

Captured

Three explores in Africa are captured by a local tribe. They're taken to the tribal chief, who tells them that they have trespassed on sacred tribal lands and says, "For your punishment, you must choose death or bongo!"
Well, the first explorer thinks to himself "I don't know what bongo is, but it can't be worse than death". So he says "I choose bongo".
So, all the tribesmen take turns raping him. Seriously, they pass him around like a crack whore. They truly bugger him senseless.
The second explorer watches this horrific gang rape but thinks, "At least it's not death." So, the tribesmen take their turns on him too. It makes prison rape look like a casual flirtation.
The third explorer thinks, "My honor as a man must remain intact" and says "I choose death!"
The chief says "Okay, then, DEATH BY BONGO!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Rape Jokes)
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