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Insensitive Dick

Q: What is the most insensitive part of a penis?
A: The man

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Riddles
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Cartwheels

One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!" The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from. The little girl replied, ''Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree. The mother told her daughter, "Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties."
''OOOOhhhh'' said the little girl. The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, "Mommy, I got ten dollars. The mother asked, "Where did you get the ten dollars from?"
The little girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed." The mother replied, "Didn't I tell you that he is...'' Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, ''Wait Mommy. I tricked him, I didn't wear any panties today.''

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Money Jokes
Anonymous

Name Please

This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it's a gay bar, but decides, "What the heck, I really want a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches he says to the guy, "What's the name of your penis?"
Guy:  Look, I'm not into any of that.  All I want is a drink.
Waiter:  I'm sorry, but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis.  Mine for instance is called 'Nike" for the slogan 'Just Do It'.  That guy down at the end of the bar calls his 'Snickers' because 'It Really Satisfies'.
The guy looks dumbfounded, so the waiter says he'll give him a couple of minutes to think it over.  So the guy turns to the man on his left and asks, "Hey, bud, what's the name of your penis?"
Other customer:  Timex!
First guy:  Why Timex?
Other guy:  Because it takes a lickin and keeps on tickin!
A little shaken, he turns to the guy on his right.
First guy: What's the name of your penis?
Second guy:  Ford!  Because quality is job #1!  Have you driven a Ford lately?
Even more shaken, he thinks a little more and finally thinks of a name for his penis.
Guy:  Bartender!  The name of my penis is "Secret'!
Waiter:  (pouring beer)  Why 'Secret'?
Guy:  (proudly)  Because it's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!

Categories: Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes)
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