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Prostitute Walks in to a Bar
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi's and coke. Bar man serves her and notices that she drinks one and empties the other one down her panties. This happened another three times, and the bar man was getting rather curious. The bar man nicely questions her and asks her why she is drinking one Barcardi and coke and throwing the other one down her panties. She replies, "I just won the lottery and that's the only cunt getting a drink out of me tonight!"
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Alien Booty Call
Among your species of bipedal hominids, I find you the least repulsive.
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Gay Mortician
Q: What's the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?
A: Sucks down a cold one!
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