Riddles - Woman Criticizes Man

New Baby

Q. Will I love my dog less when the baby is born?
A. No, but your husband might get on your nerves.

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Men Are Like Computers

Men are like computers... hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

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Why Girls Don't Fart

Q: Why don't little girls fart?
A: Because they don't have assholes until they're married.

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