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Only Two Bullets

Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice

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Circumcised Men

Q: Why are Jewish men circumcised?
A: Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's at least 20% off.

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The Porcupine and the BMW

Q: What's the difference between a Porcupine and a BMW?
A: The BMW has the pricks on the inside!

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