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Viagra and Disney Land

Q: What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
A: They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride!

Categories: Sex Jokes (Viagra Jokes) , Riddles
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Window Seat

Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: She'd just come from the hair salon and didn't want it blown around too much.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Airplane Jokes , Riddles
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Chicken Cross the Road Answers

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Pat Buchanan answers this question: "To steal a job from a decent , hard-working American."
A: Dr. Seuss answers this question: "Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why? It's not been told."
A: Grandpa answers this question: "In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us."
A: And Colonel Sanders answers this question: "I missed one?"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Riddles
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