Inventor RIP

Q: What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB computer interface?
A: They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

SuperPower

Q: If Batman, who is a regular human but with gadgets, teamed up with Superman, who has supernatural powers, and they fought against Iron Man, another regular human with gadgets, who teamed up with Thor, who has super powers, who would be the winners?
A: Your parents when you move out.

Trombone jokes

Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this?
A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.