Jackass In Suspense

Q: How do you leave a jackass in suspense?
A: I'll tell you tomorrow

End the Protests

Q: How can we end the protests and let President-Elect Trump get on with business?
A: Give Hillary a participation trophy.

An Insurance Company

Feed Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident:
Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident?
A: I could have traveled by bus.
 
A man collided with a cow and completed the requested form as follows:
Q: What warning did you give the other party before the collision?
A: Horn
Q: What warning was given by the other party?
A: Moo