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Jelly Beans

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Trump Strategy

Q: How is Donald Trump going to get rid of all the illegal Mexicans?

A: Juan by Juan.

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Q: What did the looters leave behind at the Walmart in Wisconsin?

A: Work boots and Father's Day cards.

Pearly White

Q: Why are Ethiopian's teeth so white?

A: Because they never use them.

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A: 45 lbs.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

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