Donation To The Preacher

After church service, a little boy tells the pastor that he is going to give him a lot of money when he grows up. "Well, thank you," the pastor replies, "but why?" "Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever had!"

What Was The First Commandment?

Q: What was the First Commandment?
A: "Adam, eat my pussy."

The Sin of Lying

A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17." The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only 16 chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."