Religion Jokes - Nun / Priest Jokes

A Preacher's Sermon

A preacher phoned the city's newspaper. "Thank you very much," said he, "for the error you made when you announced my sermon topic for last Sunday. The topic I sent you was 'What Jesus Saw in A Publican.' You printed it as 'What Jesus Saw in a Republican' I had the biggest crowd of the year!"

Categories: Political Jokes (About Republicans) , Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes)
Anonymous

Bad Catholic Joke

Three men meet up on the deck of the rapidly sinking Titanic, a Lawyer, a Catholic Priest and a Social Worker. They notice that there are only three seats left on the last lifeboat and there are three children standing nearby. Social worker - "We should give these seats to the children". Lawyer - "Dont be stupid, fuck the children!" Catholic priest - "Do you really think we've got time?"

Categories: Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Profession Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Drowning Jokes)
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Anonymous

Rocket Fuel

The pastor sees little Johnny sitting on the church steps. Little Johnny is fixated on something. The pastor looks closer and sees that Johnny is stirring up something in an old coffee can. He says, "What you got there little Johnny?"
"This here is turpentine, the most POWERFUL liquid in the world.", says Johnny. The pastor shakes his head, sits down next to Johnny and says, "Now you know that's not true son. Holy water is the most powerful liquid in the world. One drop of holy water on a pregnant woman's stomach and the next morning she'll pass a baby boy."
Little Johnny says, "Well that may be true. But one drop of this on a cats ass and he'll pass a motorcycle!"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes) , Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes , Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes)
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