Religion Jokes - Muslim Jokes

Q: Why shouldn't you invest in Muslim-owned businesses?

A: They never show a prophet.

There were two white christian men, John and Mike, whose plane crashed into a desert. Luckily they survived unharmed. As they traveled through the hot desert looking for food and water, they gave up and sat down, thinking of what to do.

As the dust in the air settled, they suddenly could view a mosque ahead. They became very hopeful. But then John said ''Muslims are there. They might help us if we say we are Muslim.'' Then Mike said ''No way, I won't say I'm Muslim, I'm gonna be honest''.

So John and Mike went to the Mosque ahead and were greeted by an Arab Muslim, who asked what their names were.

John thought of a Muslim name and said, 'My name is Muhammad'. And Mike said 'My name is Mike'.

The Arab man said 'Hello Mike.' And told these other men to take Mike and give him food and drink.

Then he turned to John and said, 'Salaam Muhammad. Ramadan Mubarak! (Hello Muhammad, Happy Ramadan)

Buckwheat from the Little Rascals became a Muslim. Now they call him Kareem of Wheat!

There's a very sad Muslim kid, standing alone in Krogers and crying because he can't find his mother.

A kind store attendant bends over and asks, "Honey, it's going to be alright.  We'll find your mom.  Tell me, what does your mother look like?"

The kid replied, "I have no fucking idea."

If you buy a goat for $10 and named him Mohammed, then sell it for $15.

Did you make a prophet?