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What Ever Happened to Buckwheat?

Buckwheat from the Little Rascals became a Muslim. Now they call him Kareem of Wheat!

Lost at Krogers

There's a very sad Muslim kid, standing alone in Krogers and crying because he can't find his mother.

A kind store attendant bends over and asks, "Honey, it's going to be alright.  We'll find your mom.  Tell me, what does your mother look like?"

The kid replied, "I have no fucking idea."

Extreme Uber

A Muslim Extremist orders an Uber. His uber driver arrives so he gets in the car and then asks the driver a question.

Extremist: in the time of Muhammad did they have radio?

Driver: no.

Extremist: so why do you have the radio on?

Driver: turns off radio

The extremist then asks another question:

Extremist: in the time of Muhammad did they have air conditioning?

Driver: no.

Extremist: so why are you using it?

Driver: turns of the air conditioner

The driver decided to ask the extremist a question.

Driver: in the time of Muhammad did they have Uber?

Extremist: obviously not.

Driver: then get the fuck out!

Goat Sale

If you buy a goat for $10 and named him Mohammed, then sell it for $15.

Did you make a prophet?

Mohammed and Douglas Adams

Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?

A: A deep, abiding respect for the value of a towel on the head.