Religion Jokes - Jesus Jokes

WWJD

I found a wallet the other day. Being the Christian that I am, I said to myself: "What would Jesus do?"
So, I turned it into wine.

Anonymous

Christ Not Polish

Q: Why wasn't Christ born in Poland?
A: Because they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin!

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Jewish Hanukkah Gifts

A Jewish guy's mother gives him two sweaters for Hanukkah. The next time he visits her, he makes sure to wear one. As he walks into the house, his mother frowns and asks, "What -- you didn't like the other one?"

Anonymous