Religion Jokes

What Was The First Commandment?

Q: What was the First Commandment?
A: "Adam, eat my pussy."

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Billy Graham Driving

Billy Graham is in a limo when he asks the driver if he could drive. With no choice, he lets Billy take the wheel. Soon after, an officer stops the limo for going over the speed limit. He looks in and finds Billy Graham at the drivers seat. The second officer on the walkie-talkie says, "Who is it?" The Officer refuses to tell him. "I think we caught someone good." "WELL?!" The first officer pauses and then states, "I think we caught Jesus Christ 'cause Billy Graham's driving the car!"

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Buddhist Coins

Q: Why did the Buddhist pull coins from his butt hole?
A: Because change comes from within.

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