Religion Jokes

Jewish Love of Air

Q: Why do Jewish people love air?
A: Because it's free.

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Submitted BY: tangilberta

Maternity Ward

A Baptist, a Catholic, and a Mormon are in the maternity ward. The Baptist says, “One more son and I have a basketball team.”
The Catholic says, “That’s nothing, one more kid and I have a baseball team.”
The Mormon guy says, “That’s nothing, one more wife and I have a golf course.”

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Submitted BY: Anonymous

Insulting in Church

How to be Insulting in Church: Arrive late for any service and arrive noisily. Forget at least one, if not both books, and try to make others stand up while you go back for the ones you need.

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