Religion Jokes

Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac

Q: What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?
A: Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Swindler to Heaven

The biggest swindler in the world dies and finds himself before the gates of Heaven and St. Peter, who says, "Come on in man!" Confused, the swindler questions, "But I thought I would be going to Hell for all of the bad things I did." St. Peter replies, "Oh, we don't keep records here, it's too much work!" The swindler goes in, and is once again surprised to see tons of beautiful girls whipping themselves. He asks St. Peter, "Why are they doing that?" St. Peter answers, "Ah, those are all of our virgins. They just found out we don't keep records, too!"

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Submitted BY: renethuh

The Old Woman and the Pope on the Plane

There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It was stormy outside, and the plane was being rocked by some severe turbulence.
As the kindly old lady looked upon Death's door, and said to her papal neighbor. 'Father, surely you can do something about this...'
To which the Pope replied, 'Sorry lady, I'm in sales, not management.'

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