Window Seats

At the airport check-in counter, a man overheard a woman ask for window seats for both herself and her husband. The clerk pointed out that this would prevent them from sitting together. "Sweetie," the woman replied, "I've just spent 10 days of quality time in a compact rental car with this man. I know what I'm requesting!"

Smelling the Last Supper

As Sam laid on his death bed, his wife and children gathered around him. Suddenly, the aroma of chopped liver filled the room. Sam perked up a bit and said to his wife, "That's it, one last time before I die, I must have some of your delicious chopped liver!" Sam's wife sheepishly looked at him sadly and said, "Sorry Sam, it's for after."

Generous Qoman

"I was in a very generous mood today," a woman says to her friend. "I gave a poor beggar $25."
"That's a lot of money to give away," says her friend.
"What did your husband say?"
"He said, 'Thank you'. "