Relationship Jokes - Woman Criticizes Man

She's Had the Best

When a woman gets to the "better or worse" part of the wedding ceremony, she's already experienced the better part.

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Note on the Fridge

I came home from the golf course today. The wife had left a note on the refrigerator, "IT'S NOT WORKING, I can't take it anymore! Gone to stay with my mother."
I opened the fridge, the light came on, and the beer was cold. What the hell is she talking about?

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Definition of Bad Lover

Definition of Bad Lover: An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if she felt the earth move. She says no.

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