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Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

Sister and Priest
A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when their car breaks down. They are unable to get repairs completed and it appears that they will have to spend the night in a motel. The only motel in this town has only one room available so they have a minor problem.
Priest: Sister, I don't think the Lord would have a problem, under the circumstances, if we spent the night together in this one room. I'll sleep on the couch and you take the bed.
Sister: I think that would be okay. They prepare for bed and each one takes their agreed place in the room. Ten minutes later...
Sister: Father, I'm terribly cold.
Priest: Okay, I'll get up and get you a blanket from the closet. Ten minutes later...
Sister: Father, I'm still terribly cold.
Priest: Okay Sister, I'll get up and get you another blanket. Ten minutes later...
Sister: Father, I'm still terribly cold. I don't think the Lord would mind if we acted as man and wife just for this one night.
Priest: You're probably right... get up and get your own damn blanket!
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Wife Wanted
A man placed an ad in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine'
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A Kid's View on Marriage
A Kid's View on Marriage
What Exactly Is Marriage?
- "Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her back to her parents" - Eric, six years old
- "When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl. He says to her, 'I'll take you for a whole life, or at least until we have kids and get divorced, but you got to do one particular thing for me.' Then she says yes, but she's wondering what the thing is and whether it's naughty or not. She can't wait to find out." - Anita, nine years old
- "You flip a nickel, and heads means you stay with him and tails means you try the next one." - Kelly, nine years old
- "My mother says to look for a man who is kind... That's what I'll do... I'll find somebody who's kinda tall and handsome." - Carolyn, eight years old
- "Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife" -Bert, five years old
- "They were at a dance party at a friend's house. Then they went for a drive, but their car broke down... It was a good thing, because it gave them a chance to find out about their values." -Lottie, nine years old
- "My father was doing some strange chores for my mother. They won't tell me what kind." - Jeremy, eight years old
- "On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." - Martin, ten years old
- "Many daters just eat pork chops and french fries and talk about love." - Craig, nine years old
- "You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding." - Allan, ten years old
- "Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you... If nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours." - Kally, nine years old
- "You should ask the people who read Cosmopolitan" - Kirsten, ten years old
- "It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them" - Anita, nine years old
- "It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble." - Will, seven years old
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