Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

Chest Hair

A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th anniversary. "HA!" he snorted. "The day I buy you a fur coat will be the day you can grow hair on your chest!" On that she hikes up her skirt, drops her panties, and thrust her pubic area forward, "There! I have hair on my chest, now buy me the damn coat!" "That's not your chest!" he roars back. "Damn right it's my chest!" she argued. "Before we got married, this was your hope chest. On our honeymoon it was your treasure chest. Afterwards it became our family chest AND IF YOU DON'T BUY ME A FUR COAT IT WILL SOON BECOME THE COMMUNITY CHEST!"

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Anonymous

Say Anything

Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both husband and Father, I can say anything I want to around the house and of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Funny Thoughts
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Anonymous

Wife at a Singles Bar

"I met my wife at a singles' bar." "Really?" "I thought she was home with the kids."

Categories: Bar Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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