Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

Complaints of Married People

Why are complaints of married people like the noise of the waves on the shore? Because they are murmurs of the tied.

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Anonymous

Clinton Gets Pissed

Bill Clinton walks out on to his front porch, and written in urine was ''The president must go.'' Bill Clinton storms into his office and demanded to know who did it. So his two body guards run out to find out who it was. Five hours later the two guards come back in, they told Bill, ''We have some bad news, and we have worse news.'' ''What is the bad news?'' asked Bill.
''Well, the bad news is, we took a urine test, and it was his vice president, Al Gore." "Whats the worst news?" asked Bill. The worst news is that it is Hillary's hand writing!"

Categories: Political Jokes , Profession Jokes (Politician Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
Anonymous

Reality

Q: How did you meet your husband?
A: I'm a pharmacist. He came in to buy condoms and asked for XXXXL.  After we got married I realized that he sometimes stutters.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
Submitted BY: RichK