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Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

The Envelope
My wife doesn't know it, but every time we have sex I put $1 in an envelope. I'm saving that money and plan on getting her something special for our anniversary.
So far she's getting a McChicken.
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Divorced Man=Happy Man!
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won't give him a divorce until she figures out a way of doing it without making him a happy man.
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Indian Divorce
Q: What do they call divorce in India?
A: Re-arranged marriage
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