Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

Polack Catches Wife In Affair

This Polack came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I am home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun and put it to his head. His wife started laughing. "Don't laugh!" he screams. "You're next!"

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Holding Hands

They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self-defense.

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Definition of Safe Sex

Q: What's a man's definition of safe sex?
A: When his wife's out of town.

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