Relationship Jokes - Divorce Jokes

Frigid Challenge

I challenged my ex-wife to do the "ice bucket challenge". This will be the first time the water starts out warm and turns into ice.

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Written By: Bryan Cox

Note on the Fridge

I came home from the golf course today. The wife had left a note on the refrigerator, "IT'S NOT WORKING, I can't take it anymore! Gone to stay with my mother."
I opened the fridge, the light came on, and the beer was cold. What the hell is she talking about?

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Amish Couple

Q: Hear about the Amish couple that was getting a divorce after 55 years of marriage?
A: The wife told the judge that her husband was "driving her buggy!"

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