Relationship Jokes - Dating Jokes

Men and Diapers

Q: Why are men like diapers?
A: They are always on your ass and full of sh*t, and thankfully, they're disposable.

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Riddles , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Meeting Guys

I thought it would be so easy to meet guys when I got out of college because it was very easy to meet guys in college. I mean, this was really all you had to do to meet some guy in college: 'Oh my God, I am so wasted!'

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Pickup Lines (Girl to Guy)
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Sex with Sister

My girlfriend's sister invited me to have sex with her while we were waiting for my girlfriend to get home. I didn't say anything and started to walk to my car. As I opened the door, my girlfriend came out from the kitchen and hugged me with tears in her eyes as she told me that it was a test of loyalty and I had passed!
Moral of the story: keep your condoms in your car.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes)
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