God Made Woman and Man

God created earth, and it was good. Then God created woman, and it was better. Then, one day, Eve said, "God, I'm bored what can you do for me?" And God said in response, "I'll tell you what, I'll make you a man, he'll cook, clean, be nice, sensitive, sweet, and even open doors for you. He'll be every thing you ever wanted in a man. But you have to do one thing," Eve asked curiously, "What?" God said, "You have to get him to believe that I made him first."

Rest Period

Marriage is a rest period between romances.

Avoiding Embarrassment

A guy falls down in the street. To make sure he is not embarrassed in front of the neighbors, he crawled all the way home.