Problems of a Chubby Wife

Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers meeting. "My husband insists I come to these meetings because he would rather screw a woman with a trim figure." She lamented to the woman next to her. "Well," the lady replied, "what's wrong with that?" "He likes to do it while I'm stuck at these damn meetings."

Mom's Night Out

Q: What does a woman do with her asshole when she's having a orgasm?
A: She leaves him at home with the kids.

Definition of Kinky Sex

I'm not saying that my wife was naive when we got married, but she thought "kinky sex" involved her wearing hair curlers to bed.