It Only Hurt When...

A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show. The DJ asked the transexual about what, if any, pain the person experienced during the operation. The transexual replied, "Well, when they cut my penis off, that really didn't hurt too much.  Even when they implanted the breasts in my chest, well, that really didn't hurt too much either...." "Then you didn't experience any real physical pain at all then?" "Hell no!  It hurt like hell when they stuck that big fucking needle in my head and sucked out all my brains and then cut my salary in half!"

Problems of a Chubby Wife

Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers meeting. "My husband insists I come to these meetings because he would rather screw a woman with a trim figure." She lamented to the woman next to her. "Well," the lady replied, "what's wrong with that?" "He likes to do it while I'm stuck at these damn meetings."

Mom's Night Out

Q: What does a woman do with her asshole when she's having a orgasm?
A: She leaves him at home with the kids.