The Drinking Buddy's Marriage Problems

I was out with one of my best drinking buddies, George, and he was talking about marriage and his wife. He drank some, then said, "Well, what it comes down to Jimmy, is... well... my wife knows nothing of my wants and needs... she's hardly ever in the mood for sex.  I guess what it comes down to is that my wife just doesn't understand me at all, does yours ?"  
I thought about it a minute or two, then said. "I don't think so George, as a matter of fact, I don't recall her ever even mentioning your name at all!"

Mother-in-Law

English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation.

Loose Skin

Q: What is the loose skin around the pussy called?
A: The woman.