Relationship Jokes

Finished!

Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really finished.

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Marriage in 1, 2, 3

Marital Logic: 1) Marriage is an institution. 2) Marriage is love. 3) Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.

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Wedding Ring

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?". The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."

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