Redneck Girlfriend

You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the ground.

Cowboy Boots And Shorts

You might be a redneck if you wear cowboy boots with shorts.

Redneck Gets Shot

At the police station, Bubba explained to the police officer why his cousins shot him. "Well," Bubba began, "We wuz havin' a good time drinking, when my cousin Ray picked up his shotgun and said, 'Hey, der ya fellows wanna go hunting?" "And then what happened?" the officer interrupted. "From what I remember," Bubba said, "I stood up and said, 'Sure, I'm game."