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The best jokes and joke writers!

Ghetto Stutter

Q: Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto?

A: He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."

Long, Black and Smelly

Q: What is long, black, and smelly?

A:  The unemployment line.

Black Pregnancy Test

Q: How do black women perform a pregnancy test?

A: Insert fired chicken leg into vagina, hold for 30 seconds. Remove and inspect.  If a bite is missing, there's a little nigga in there.

Spray Down

Q: Why do black people have white hands and feet?

A: That is where God stood them up against the wall to spray them.

Shoe Shopping

I shop for shoes the way black men hit on women. It has to jump out and grab me.