Racist Jokes - Black Jokes
Q: What do you call a black dude with a regular job, who doesn't drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn't rape white women?
A: An Inmate
Q: What did the looters leave behind at the Walmart in Wisconsin?
A: Work boots and Father's Day cards.
Ray Is Happy
Q: Why is Ray Charles happy?
A: Because he doesn't know he's black.
Yo Mama - Coffee
Yo mama so black that when she sat in a hot tub, she made coffee.
I met Denzel Washington once.
I kept yelling, "Hey, Denzel," and he kept saying, "I'm not Denzel, you fucking racist!" Oh man, classic Denzel.