Racist Jokes - Black Jokes
Black People and Sperm
Q: What do black people and sperm have in common?
A: Only one in a million work.
Q: Why do black people hate country music?
A: Because when they hear the word 'hoedown' they think their sister got shot!
"Hi Mom, it's me." "Hi Sally, are you okay? I thought you were with your father at the hardware store, looking for a drill." "Yeah, I was, but I got arrested and they've let me make one phone call, and that's why I'm calling you." "Oh my God, what happened?"
"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the face." "What on earth . . . Why did you do that?"
"Well, it really wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black and Decker. Mom, I knocked the shit out of her!"
Q: Why are black people unable to get a PhD?
A: Because they can't get past their masters.
Trump Act One
Q: What's the first thing Trump did as President?
A: Kicked a black man out of his house.