Racist Jokes - Black Jokes

These jokes scream 'Politically Incorrect' but no collection would be complete without nigger, coon, nigga, niggah and other versions of N-Word jokes. Very offensive. Racist jokes and one-liners.

I'll Have a Coke

So there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof appears the genie! The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted. Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted. Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes." So the white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."

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Submitted BY: RandiPants

Tall Black People

Q: Ever wonder how black people get so tall?
A: It's because their knee grows!

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Anonymous

Country Black

Q: Why do black people hate country music?
A: Because when they hear the word 'hoedown' they think their sister got shot!

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Submitted BY: Daniel S.