Racist Jokes - Black Jokes
Trump Act One
Q: What's the first thing Trump did as President?
A: Kicked a black man out of his house.
Jumping On The Bed
Q: How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?
A: Put velcro on the ceiling.
Q: What do you say when you see your television floating at night?
A: "Drop it nigga."
Q: What do black people and Christmas lights have in common?
A: Both hang from a tree they're not too bright and only half of them work.
Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?
A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!