Racist Jokes - Black Jokes
Q: Why don't Mexicans and blacks have children together?
A: They're afraid the kids will grow up too lazy to steal.
I'll Have a Coke
So there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof appears the genie! The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted. Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted. Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes." So the white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."
Q: Why do so many black people move to Detroit?
A: Because they heard there were no jobs there.
Q: What should you yell if you want to break up a Black Lives Matter rally?
A: "Hey Daddy!"
I got beat up at a black lives matter rally for complaining about my underwear.
These knickers were just making me so uncomfortable.