Politically Correct

Everyone is so politically correct these days.. you can't even say "Black Paint"...
You have to say, "Tyrone, paint the god damn wall!"

Wearing Suits

Q: Where do black people wear suits?
A: Courts & coffins

Doctor's Treatment

A Muslim immigrant in Dearborn Michigan goes to a Doctor and says, "I feel terrible."
The Doctor examines him and then says, "You need to take a bucket, throw in a dead fish and a rotting cabbage, then piss and shit in it for a week. Hold your face over the bucket, put a towel over your head, and inhale the vapors for 3 days".
The man follows the Doctors's orders and returns in a week, telling the Doctor, "I feel wonderful! What was wrong with me?"
"You were homesick."