Racist Jokes

Two white men walk past a police station. On the wall is a poster which says, "Two black men wanted for rape."  One white man says to the other, "They always get the best jobs!"

Q: Why did the black man convert to Catholicism?

A: So he could finally have a father.

Q: How do you start a parade in the ghetto?

A: Roll a 40 down the street!

Q: What type of batteries to racists use?

A: Triple K.

An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says, "We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump. At least one of you will survive."  The four open the door and look out below.  The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers, "God Save The Queen," and jumps.  The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers, "Viva La France," and he also jumps.  This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers, "Remember the Alamo," and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.