Chinese Detective

A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so when he left town, he hired a famous Chinese detective to investigate. A few days later, he received this letter:
Most Honorable Sir,
You leave house, he come to house. He and she leave house, I follow. He and she go to hotel, I climb tree to see. He kiss she, she kiss he. He strip she, she strip he. I play with me, I fall out of tree, I not see.
No fee,
Chen Lee

Owl Talk

Q: What's the difference between a white owl and a black owl?
A: A white owl goes WHO WHO WHO A black owl goes WHODAT WHODAT WHODAT

Black PhD

Q: Why are black people unable to get a PhD?
A: Because they can't get past their masters.