Q: Why don't Mexicans have barbeques?
A: The beans would keep slipping through the grill.
Blacks and Christmas Trees?
Q: What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?
A: They both have colored balls.
Mexican At Nordstrom's
Q: What do you call a Mexican shopping at Nordstrom's?
Q: Why shouldn't white people go swimming?
A: Crackers get soggy when wet.
Black Pregnancy Test
Q: How do black women perform a pregnancy test?
A: Insert fired chicken leg into vagina, hold for 30 seconds. Remove and inspect. If a bite is missing, there's a little nigga in there.